You Liberal cocksuckers remember one minor item.
Change the varmint laws for two fucking minutes and I’ll have fifteen of you worthless sonsabitches laying in the back of my pickup; ready to be cleaned and skinned. Other than that, I don’t have much use for your welfare loving, tree hugging, baby killin’ asses.
You won the election, don’t push me.

I quite understand.
Aim well, Dick. If they line up just right, you could get more than one with one shot!
And if they’re hugging a tree sometimes they stick!
Don’t hold back — tell us how you really feel.
I doubt the pelts would be worth much…
If they are hiding in the trees, just use the “liberal caller” – “free-money, free-health-care, free-gasoline, free-everything”. That will bring them right out. Just be sure to have spare mags handy, or you may get over-run.
Be vewy quiet. Dick’s hunting libewals.