When I meet the guy Upstairs
And before he tosses me into the pit I so desperately deserve, I have several questions I hope He will answer for me.
What the hell do we need nose and ear hair for?
Why do we not need it until we are over 40?
Why must it be rooted in hell?
I mean, I could do cornrows on my damned ears, it’s coming in so thick. And I can’t get it to grow on my forehead anymore, it’s like a wide aspect ratio solar panel for my sex machine up there. And WTF is the deal with your pubes going gray? that’s just wrong.
yeah, yeah, I know, TMI. That’s what you come here for, shaddap.
You have my sympathies. Nose hair is my particular curse. I’ve thought on occasion of letting it grow, then donating it to some charity that services persons with bald nostrils, but…well, maybe not.
What the heck is with that, boss? I really wanna know.
It’s sort of like the hair moves; it leaves the top of your head and moves into the nose and ears. I liked it better on top, it was a lot easier to clip and comb.
Gotta be a guy thing….and yeah it was TMI silly goose
You should’ve seen the puss, or whatever coming out of the ingrown hair inside my nose today. Still hurts like hell, but the view in the mirror was spectacular!
… and why do guys like me who lose their head hair way too early have such thick patches of hair on our chests?
Nose hair I understand – it filters out smoke and dust particles from reaching the lungs. Blow your nose after running the broom across the garage floor, and you’ll see what I mean.
Ear hair, yeah, WTF? If I didn’t need it for my first 40 years (which for most of human history would’ve been way past my life span anyway, so forget any evolutionary explanations), why do I need it now?
Hair on the chest instead of the top of your head? that’s easy, for short woman to be able to reach and run thier fingers thru …..besides they tell me grass don’t grow on a busy street… is that true?
“..besides they tell me grass don’t grow on a busy street… is that true?”
Yep, just ask Kelly.
I got it, ear hair is for the roaches to play a tune on….possible?