Seriously, he does. I couldn’t make that shit up hard boiled under a quart of Black tequila.

Speaking of which, I celebrated Veterans Day by spending almost 14 hours at the office. Now that’s something I wish I could make up. At least I made a dollar or two.

Oh, Tom has inspired me. True story. You’ll see the results in a few days when I’m done.

Dick Og Dick Og Dick