Funniest overheard of the week
“After we went to bed, I was afraid to move, because everytime i stirred he’d wake up and have sex with me again”
“After we went to bed, I was afraid to move, because everytime i stirred he’d wake up and have sex with me again”
My lovely wife would think that was a feature, not a bug. As it is now, I think she’s trying to kill me. She keeps feeding me tons of delicious food and wants to make love all the time.
At least I’ll die a happy man.
As long as it’s yer wife speaking, and not the bloke you’re sharing a tent with…
Damn Kim, where is the brain bleach when ya need it?
I prefer those green scrubbies for the brain. Sometimes you need some abrasion.
I wonder who said that?