Crapping via Clockwork
This bullshit about having to drop a load off in between 6:30 and 7:30pm every God damned evening is a load of crap. Fuck getting old and being regular.
This bullshit about having to drop a load off in between 6:30 and 7:30pm every God damned evening is a load of crap. Fuck getting old and being regular.
LOL!! Dude, I drop 3 loads a day. Once in the morning, once after lunch and once at night. Damn this fast metabolism. Not. lol
Beats hell out of irregular!
At least it’s predictable.
Mine’s shortly after my first cup of coffee in the morning.
Mine is pure evil. The second I get all my paperwork ready, get the computer fired up and get ready to start studying, I’ve gotta go to the can. Every.Single.Time. Then while I’m gone, the dog steals my seat and his tail knocks everything down. Then repeat…
I’m pretty much on a 23 hour cycle. Dinner at 7 pm? Plan on crapping tomorrow night at 6. Breakfast at 6? Set the alarm for a 5 am toilet session. I used to be able to keep a cork in until it was convenient to download the brownware, but the older I get, the closer I need to be to a shitter when the magic hour approaches.
I have to go just before I leave the house, especially if I am running late.