First of all, let me say to the skinny-assed geek with the protruding adam’s apple and the rusted out Plymouth Volare:

THE LEFT LANE IS THE FAST LANE. THE RIGHT PEDAL IS THE GAS PEDAL.

Now, let me speak to construction a bit, shall I? I shall. There is NEVER going to be ANY BENEFIT to the asinine new overpass/interchange work being done at the 80/94-394-Bishop Ford junction. It’s going to tie up traffic while it’s being built, (all ten years) and then it will mess with everyone’s lives while it’s there (Bridges freeze first, you assholes) and it will eventually be ripped up when someone realizes that it replaced a CLOVERLEAF, the most efficient method ever for moving cars going in one direction to another direction.

On bluehairs: I know you want to get to Woodfield mall or Gurnee Mills before all the great deals are gone. Drive up the previous day and get a room, huh? You have no business on the road during rush hour.

Oh, an aside to the local, state and federal government workers: Thanks. Every day you take off, you idiots, is a day when the traffic is perfect, perhaps even non existent. Stay home from work more often. It cuts my commute in half when you nimrods are off the road.