Oh Lord, I wish I had the strength or the resources to do that. Had to drive to a class for work, color basics, sat all day then tested at the end. Failed miserably. I am red-green color blind, why do they want me to do this? I could have made them lots of dollars today and been happy in the process, but no, some shithead two states over says I have to be certified in color basics even though I can’t even dress myself without looking like a Christmas tree. Just damn.
Instead of one boss, you’ll have dozens of bosses to whom you’ll answer. Great! Diversification of risk. Now that you’re your own business, hurry up and declare yourself a bank so you can get some bailout money!
I remember a Peter Sellers movie where he was king of a Liechtenstein type country that declared war on the U.S. and immediately surrendered, to get a load of foreign aid, like all the other countries that lost to us.
Nowadays, forget foreign aid, be an inept corporation.
The Richard Cranium Chimney Service, F.S.B. Incorporate, then immediately threaten yourself with bankruptcy unless Congress helps you. Just make sure you drive to the hearings; don’t fly. Bad form.
Good for you. I wish you all the success in the world.
Details?
Congratulations. After seeing that plumbing job you did a couple of years ago, somehow I don’t think you will be sticking to just cleaning chimneys.
Congratulations, sir.
Now come fix my toilet and make me a sammich, bitch.
No more reporting to others?
Niiiiice.
Oh Lord, I wish I had the strength or the resources to do that. Had to drive to a class for work, color basics, sat all day then tested at the end. Failed miserably. I am red-green color blind, why do they want me to do this? I could have made them lots of dollars today and been happy in the process, but no, some shithead two states over says I have to be certified in color basics even though I can’t even dress myself without looking like a Christmas tree. Just damn.
Instead of one boss, you’ll have dozens of bosses to whom you’ll answer. Great! Diversification of risk. Now that you’re your own business, hurry up and declare yourself a bank so you can get some bailout money!
I remember a Peter Sellers movie where he was king of a Liechtenstein type country that declared war on the U.S. and immediately surrendered, to get a load of foreign aid, like all the other countries that lost to us.
Nowadays, forget foreign aid, be an inept corporation.
The Richard Cranium Chimney Service, F.S.B. Incorporate, then immediately threaten yourself with bankruptcy unless Congress helps you. Just make sure you drive to the hearings; don’t fly. Bad form.
Can we call you “John Galt” now?