Cloverfield: A movie review.
Finally watched it tonight and overall, a C- or two stars.
Thoughts.
1. The camera work sucked, and I mean badly sucked. I imagine it was a puke-fest in the theater.
2. I’m surprised those stupid fucking yuppies made it as long as they did.
3. The little critters wouldn’t have been worth eating, but that big fucker probably would have dressed out at ten tons or better.
4. The gamey taste on said big fucker could be cured with a milk bath and some good BBQ sauce.
5. If that shit would’ve happened in Texas, that big fucker in question would have looked funny strapped across the hood of some redneck’s pickup truck.
I haven’t seen it, but it sounds like it would be some good shooting.
Anything large is good. Fried or fricasseed (sic). Was in the timber Friday and saw a relly big one. To bad I had already used the big one tag.
Just a week till big gun deer season. 5 solid days making bambi’s day. Can’t hardly wait.
Oh, I’ll see that movie when it hits Stars channel when nothing else is on. It amazes me any one ever survives in those movies since the average IQ of the critter food is little more that room temperature. Can’t anyone handle a little panic any more?