Don’t know exactly what i ate
but yesterday, I had a bowel movement that was so solid and dense, that aside from physically causing pain on its way out,, I additionally had to use a bent coathanger to break it up into pieces the crapper could digest before the crapper would flush. It was as if I’d eaten a large piece of concrete.
While I was stirring this unholy gruel, I saw a piece of something that was still better suited to be POTUS than BHO. But it was already, alas, on it’s way down. Like our country will be.
Aren’t the new toilets wonderful? 1.5 gallons vs. the old 5 gallons. Only you have to flush three times. Overall savings of, what, a 1/2 gallon?
Could you have used it to help set a fence post? Now that would be a solid.
I have a Jacuzzi shitter that’ll take down a Hummer H2, all while only using a teaspoon of water to do so.
Hey, Sherlock, I have an old toilet that I have to flush twice at most. The post 1991 one, I have to plunge, flush, plunge, etc. a dozen times before the plunger is clean and the bowl is no longer streaked, and the load is gone. If I put too much t.p. in it after wiping off the sink top from shaving, it’ll clog. Half the time I’m afraid I’ll plug it when I pee.
1 time out 100, you get a good gubmint regulation, like standardizing railroad track gauge. The other 99 give you the 1.5 gpf, automotive c.a.f.e. standards, among other things.
BAWAHAHAHAHAHA
you shoulda got a picture! It would have made you the KING of the crap bloggers.
Ok, that was the hardest I laughed today. Thanks, Og!