Being a man is like having tourette’s disease.
Fact is, I am prudish enough that I will never touch a woman unless invited to do so, and then it’s a handshake and no more. I am careful to not be insulting etc. to the ability that I’m capable, but I have zero filters for just about anything. I’ll say about anything to about anyone, and I have the scars to show for it. It’s never meant to be derisive or degrading, but as often as not my genes cause me to think things (which the come directly out of my mouth almost instantaneously) which are, in some cases, hideously inapropriate.
So apologies to anyone who is ever insulted by what I say. it’s not that I’m trying to insult you. You’re probably just a dickhead.
Fuck’em, and feed’em fishheads.
Yeah, I’m with stupi….. I mean Dick.
I do the same thing.
“…You’re probably just a dickhead”
I resemble that remark!
Gotta go with Dick on this one, again… any dumbass easily offended should REALLY not be reading Neanderpundit.
I’ve done it, and they never forget.
Women will remember every single time you’ve cracked wise and bring them up at your funeral.
Never start singing, “She is woman hear her roar, to obnoxious to ignore, I am leaving, I am leaving while there is yet still time.” to your liberal sister-in-law when she says women are an oppressed minority.
When at the range and one of the girls is putting fresh spray paint on the steel plates, don’t let the other women hear you say, “Look out! woman decorating.”
I think, Toad, that I have to bow to your superior inapropriateness.
I’ll give you inappropriate: I posted on facebook a pic of me and my two moms from Thanksgiving, and Dix (you know Dix) leaves a comment about how bio-mom and I resemble each other in OTHER PLACES THAN OUR FACES, specifically between the neck and the belly button. I was like, “YOU’RE LOOKING AT ONE OF MY MOM’S BOOBS! EEEEEEEWWWWWW!”
ROFLMAO!!