But vote Vman. Kim Crawford to his friends. Vman is the writer whose talents I aspire to most greatly, and his work, if you haven’t read it, is insane.

Vman has the distinction of having pissed off more liberals than- well, than most of us put together. His work is turned-to-11 snark veiled in over-the-top pseudo redneck. Most of the “intellectuals” are too damned dumb to understand that he’s not the git-er-done redneck stereotype they superimpose on anyone that they disagree with.

Anyway, Vman is running for the coveted hewett award, bestowed by that cock chugger Andrew Sullivan on anyone who actually makes sense and shows old Andy to be the fool he is. And he’s only got a few short hours to win! You have to close the window and open a new browser to do this, so get cracking, folks, I want NO recounts. Go here and vote for Kim Crawford (Velociworld). Also enjoy the comments, because a good handful of them don’t even get that he’s a man, which you can easily gather from reading more than a sentence.