Chicago expressways this week
Damn, this traffic jam
Mister spinner-wheels Escalade?
DECIDE WHICH DRIVEWAY YOU ARE GOING TO TURN RIGHT INTO. LEAVING YOUR TURN SIGNAL ON FOR 2 MILES AND SLOWING DOWN FOR EVERY DRIVEWAY ENDEARS YOU TO NOBODY.
Now:
Today, there were 46,000 Illinois State troopers on I-294 this morning, part of this program.
All of you dipsticks, let me inform you of something: While you had Joe pulled over for exceeding the speed limit by 8 mph, forty seven bluehaired road parasites drove by you, at 15 mpg under the limit, in the left lane, with their left turn signals on, talking on their cellphone to other people in the same car. And the plainclothes cop who had pulled over a truck for having his lights off less than two minutes after sunrise? Try looking at the Chicago Hired Trucks hauling gravel without tarps,-you know, the ones that take out a windshield every couple hours? Oh, In guess you can’t see that.
Instead you managed to harsh the mellow of a guy trying to do his gig. I mean, I respect cops and all, it’s a tough job for little pay, but how about sharing the wealth, and getting the morons off the road.
More next week.
Wad feels the pain of anyone who travels 294. Wad is the spawn of people who live in Schaumburg. Wad hates that drive at any time other than 6:00 to 10:00 on a Saturday or Sunday morn.
Actually though, Wad hates driving anywhere in the region. Then when Wad goes other places, Wad is the “lunatic” on the road.
Yeah? Fuck you. Try driving around my ‘hood for a week and see if YOU don’t adapt.
Lead, Follow, or Get The Fuck Outta My Way.
You’re not the lunatic unless you’re the one that drove down the ryan in reverse at 3:00 AM in a Subaru Brat, smoking a phattie and thowing garbage out the window. THAT guy was a lunatic. You could tell by his red lipstick and silver lame’ dress.
Well then Og, it seems we have met before.
FYI, it was a PLATINUM lame’ dress.
Sorry. The light wasn’t so good. Nice wig.