“Shake it off, ya big pussy,” Dick’s wife told him.
Yes, she really did say that.
The bone just above my second toe is now in two distinctly separate pieces.
And yeah, you can bet your ass; I did do the ‘motherfucker dance’.
Og will post the pic whenever he gets it.
Ed: Done.
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Damn. That looks like it sucks out loud. Better get another bottle of cuervo.
Ouch.
The medicine for that comes in fifths, doesn’t it?
Wow, that looks pretty damned hardcore. As for the wife, I’m pretty sure she thinks if she admitted it was nasty, you’d expect her to bring ya stuff.
I’m working on my fourth finger now, and it’s a school night if that tells you anything.
Might as well dance, you can’t do anything else with it except tape it and go on.
I’m almost afraid to ask what you did except that I’m confident it’s a good story. So tell us how you came to be among the walking wounded. Literally.
Hmmm… I’m not sure if the hospital bothers setting toes, Dick…
No toes were broken in the making of this post. It’s the bone leading into the toe.
::shudder:: Glad it wasn’t me.
(Definition of German noun, schadenfreude.)
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THe bone leading into the toe…
The… Meta… Frack, metatarsal? Ick. What the hell did you drop on that? Whatever it was, it looks like you caught a corner.
Fail. Epic.
Damn. You gonna need a screw or pin in there to keep it together so it sets correctly?
Damn!!! At least your better half wouldn’t laugh out loud.
Gotta love a wife who says things like that.
christ you have ugly feet.
That beats my old year bashed shoulder by a foot!
Nice colors, mine shoulder is just a jaundiced yellow with bluish tinges around the edges and seems to be moving downward.
It toes takes 2 months or 6 weeks to heal I hear, give or take another 14 days.
Heal well!
I kicked a damned Ninja Turtle car left in the hallway by SWMBO’s damned kids about 14 years ago. Managed to break 3 toes, just before I had to visit a site where everything was spread out up and down several hills. The next week was nothing but agony, even with them taped and wearing good boots.
I feel for ya. That’s right where one normally pushes off with the foot while walking. Good excuse to buy a Segway, isn’t it?
Regards,
Rabbit.
Heh! I gotcha beat in fugly toes, Dick!
(Actually, yours aren’t bad at all, IMO)
I have seen that picture before. It was of MY foot.
Oh, yes. I am familiar with the aforementioned dance too.
Expect a whole new and unique shape to the toenail in the future.
Sorry about your toe, Dick. Many years ago, in the middle of the night, I got up to take a wizz, turned the corner exiting my bedroom too quickly and crammed my little toe and the one next to it around a baseboard corner, this breaking the little toe and pointing it precisely 90 degrees left. After completing my dance, my wife looked at my new creation and laughed her ass off??!! Wimmens is like that, I guess.