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Friday 16 Jan 2009

When i arrive in hell

14 comments Og | Invisible Infrastructure

14 Responses to “When i arrive in hell”

1. on 16 Jan 2009 at 9:49 am   Rusty P. Bucket
   
   

   No, you will get 500MCM and a panel that isn’t big enough for the bend radius you need. And the 97 pound drafting geek with the pony tail and the goatee telling you why you aren’t any good at your job…

2. on 16 Jan 2009 at 9:58 am   Nathan
   
   

   And then some fucker will tap you on the shoulder and say, “are you union, son?”

3. on 16 Jan 2009 at 10:03 am   Dick
   
   

   What about the hookers and lawyers?

4. on 16 Jan 2009 at 11:07 am   Mark Alger
   
   

   No. I think Og is right. Cable and crimpers. No plugs. Wrong flavor of sockets. A mismatch between the sockets and the patch panel and between the patch panel and the router/switch. And they won’t tell you whether the wiring scheme is T568A or B.

   Oh! And you’re supposed to assign the numbers at the wall by IP address, but the LAN is running DHCP.

   M

5. on 16 Jan 2009 at 11:14 am   Slash
   
   

   My time in hell will be spent rewriting the same report again and again against a looming deadline, making changes on the hundreth draft that could have been made on the first and changing rewritten passages back to their original form. My demon-editor will be an amalgam of all the editors I’ve ever had because, I swear, they have all been receiving instructions from Satan while living on Earth.

6. on 16 Jan 2009 at 11:25 am   og
   
   

   seems ive touched a nerve. lol.

7. on 16 Jan 2009 at 11:27 am   og
   
   

   im guessing, dick, the hookers will go to heaven. after spending some time with fat ugly fuckers who cant get laid otherwise, their stint in hell is done.

   &nd everyone knows hell is too good for lawyers.

8. on 16 Jan 2009 at 12:24 pm   OrangeNeckInNY
   
   

   More likely it will be Cat6 cable.

9. on 16 Jan 2009 at 2:38 pm   Al
   
   

   We argued with an oil co.
   Trust me when I say that Hell will be pleasant, as all the buzzword bullshit artists that are paid to be oil co middle management won’t be there. They are certain that heaven is in need of their portable skillsets.

10. on 16 Jan 2009 at 3:01 pm   Nathan
    
    

    Hell is where the loopback address is 666.666.666.0.

11. on 16 Jan 2009 at 3:29 pm   Libsarenavelint
    
    

    Hell will be a relief from an Obama administration.

12. on 16 Jan 2009 at 3:49 pm   David
    
    

    Yeah, but it’s Hell. So you can cross wire the damned things all day – who cares?

    Oh, and make sure you make them all a quarter inch too short.

13. on 17 Jan 2009 at 12:59 am   Guy S
    
    

    Hell?? Blade tuning a super het UHF transceiver … while mechanically tuning it at the same time (yes, this can be done) … then the demon overlord comes by to “pat you on the back for a job well done” … causing you to bend an infinite number of already tuned blades and ratcheting any number of tanks out of “true”. Over and over and over again.

14. on 17 Jan 2009 at 7:44 am   julie
    
    

    hehehe i’ve had weeks when i’ve had exactly the same thought!

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