is there are things I cannot eat. Oh, nothing I miss too terribly much, all the stuff that I love most is still on the “yes” list. No, I miss baby carrots. And oatmeal. Well, I can still eat oatmeal, and baby carrots, and I can even eat them together, if i choose.

What I can’t do, is eat baby carrots after only munching once or twice, allowing the still mostly intact carrot to go down. It just comes right back up.

I don’t even like baby carrots that much, so it’s worse eating them the second time.

If this is the case, say ye, why bother?

Well, if your bether regions are experiencing an-er- flareup, you eat the baby carrots and oatmeal, and you hardly chew the carrots, so they scratch that…. special itch.. on the way out.