Hey, you- in the Prius? BEING AN ENVIROWHACKO DOES NOT GIVE YOU LICENSE TO DRIVE LIKE A MORON. IN FACT, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE A LICENSE AT ALL. TURN YOUR LICENSE IN, AND THEN LICK THE BATTERY TERMINALS IN YOUR ENVIROMOBILE. ASSHAT.

Roads: Don’t get me started. No, don’t EVEN get me started.

I mean, there’s the Bishop Ford/Borman/294/394 clusterfuck, which is growing in it’s clusterfuckness at an alarming rate, what with the four lane merge to one, the external bridge repair, (on a bridge that was just totally replaced five years ago) the random, arbitrary, and often meaningless opening and closing of exits, and the construction crews that only time-lapse photography can show movement. That’s bad enough. Now they’re messing with the area I get OFF the expressway, and every conceivable alternate route in or out is under construction. I have my pitchfork sharpened. Let’s get it on.

Update: Here’s the guy in charge, from everything I can find.

Mr. Gil Vega, Project Director
Illinois Department of Transportation
Bureau of Small Business Enterprises
310 South Michigan Avenue, Room 1605
Chicago, IL 60604
(312) 793-5668
Fax (312) 793-0677