A diamond mine in Sierra Leone needs a guy to do some odd jobs around the place and they gave me a call. It’ll be interesting to see what Kelly has to say about this.

Yeah, I know some different folks.

*Well that went over well. “Hell no.”

The whole story… The ex is a bigwig with a mining company that owns a mine there and are having some serious problems. She told them my history. When the guy called, I gave him my price tag, told him it was non-negotiable+ expenses+ stock+ life insurance. He didn’t seem a bit phased by the demands and told me, ” You’ll feel like you’re back home.”

Creepy.