My desk
Is now such a disaster area that I must do something about it. In attempting to find a set of try weights that I lost some years back, I have uncovered a geologic strata of bullets, casings, and boxes of new primers. And one firearm I had forgotten I own. (not a functioning firearm, I wouldn’t leave that out, but the serial numbered part of one) Time to do some housecleaning.

A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind.
Senility isn’t so bad. I forget what kind of gun I own every day and every time I open the desk drawer it is like getting a new pistol.
I also quickly forget how badly I shoot and that is a bonus too.
a clean desk means the deskee has succeeded in delegating everything
Ed: Sorry this got sent to spam.
You make me feel less guilty about MY desk.
Thank you!