A sure sign you’re getting old
is when three quarters of the way through rubbing one out, you stop and think, I wonder if I emptied the garbage can in the bathrom?
Even I can’t be bothered to be interested in sex with me for more than two minutes.
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At least you’re young enough to get three-quarters of the way through, yes? no? eh? Hey, lookit that bird…
Sounds like a bad case of AADD.
two whole minutes? Dang.
LMAO, and totally relate to the whole comment … sadly, I admit that.
Just don’t tell the wife you’re thinking about garbage. She’ll split your head open.
Anyone that stops to go “Look a Squirrel!” is SO not getting Bacon Waffles in the morning.
Denise, Brigid, you missed the entire point of this exercise, which the men all got: This was not a copiloted mission, but a solo flight.
Well… the upside of this is… uh… hmmm…well… at least you’re not into cows. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0cI7hxWwgU
Lol (Brigid)! I’ll have to try that one someday!
Surprised I’ve never been married? ;)
There is NOTHING like Beckoning Baby Batter.
One of the few things that make life worth livin’.