Actually, what I told the Ogwife was, “Kiss me I’m a genius”

She’s been having difficulty with the ABS on the Escape, and I’m not in posession of the magical ABS scan tool, so it’s a tough diagnosis. I went through everything I knew- but no dice. Finally, unable to do much electronically, I started testing the air gap between the sensors and the tone ring, and found that one sensor was almost .120 high! it seems a piece of ice or dirt or something had gotten jammed up under the sensor and pushed it up, causing it to not sense the tone ring all the time. Woof!

Cleaned it, reaffixed it, and voila! A functional ABS system. Without anything but labor expended.

Good lord, am i glad of this.