Neanderpundit

Sunday 21 Jun 2009

OK, ladies:

16 comments Og | Uncategorized

16 Responses to “OK, ladies:”

1. on 22 Jun 2009 at 7:53 am   Redbone
   
   

   Og, women only fart in their sleep.

2. on 22 Jun 2009 at 9:25 am   og
   
   

   Don’t I know it.

3. on 22 Jun 2009 at 11:04 am   dick
   
   

   I’m not saying nothing. Safer that way consider Kelly reads you.

4. on 22 Jun 2009 at 11:44 am   Joanna
   
   

   a) Turds float due to the presence of animal fat, and

   b) our farts smell like roses and fresh-baked cookies (to steal a phrase). What’s the problem?

5. on 22 Jun 2009 at 12:23 pm   The Rich Wasp
   
   

   As I told my lovely wife, her farts do really smell like roses. Then for clarity I added that they smell like organically fertilized roses.

6. on 22 Jun 2009 at 1:35 pm   og
   
   

   a) Turds float due to the presence of animal fat, and gas.

   There, I fixed it for you. Because, if the wife and i eat the EXACT SAME MEAL, hers float, and mine do not, and the sole difference is the fact that I consider farting a sport.

7. on 22 Jun 2009 at 1:42 pm   Guy S
   
   

   If roses have the lingering scent of sulphur, then I agree. We have more post dinner anal music going on out here, then you can shake a stick at.

8. on 22 Jun 2009 at 5:01 pm   Grayson
   
   

   Remember these words, because you will see them again: most women cannot snore, belch, or fart (MOST women). Therefore, they have to bitch and complain – otherwise, they will EXPLODE. This is why the male of the human species MUST be respectful and accommodating.
   That is all.

9. on 22 Jun 2009 at 7:18 pm   Kelly
   
   

   We have farting contests in bed. Is that good enough for you?

   Meanwhile, I also belch and snore, so what the hell does that say about me?

10. on 22 Jun 2009 at 7:18 pm   cond0010
    
    

    Gee, Grayson… ya got a point there…

11. on 22 Jun 2009 at 7:19 pm   cond0010
    
    

    To Kelly: That you learn from the best? =)

12. on 22 Jun 2009 at 8:18 pm   og
    
    

    Farting is good for you. It makes you laugh. And laughter is healthy.

13. on 23 Jun 2009 at 12:22 pm   Libsarenavelint
    
    

    Pull my finger.

14. on 24 Jun 2009 at 6:38 am   Dan O
    
    

    I always heard that women don’t fart because they talk so much they don’t build up pressure. Sorta like what Grayson was talking about.

15. on 24 Jun 2009 at 2:43 pm   Mo K.
    
    

    Heh. Nothing like the ol’ fart sack.

16. on 25 Jun 2009 at 9:19 am   Azarches
    
    

    It is my understanding that holding farts in causes the gas to permeate up the spinal cavity into the cranium infecting the brain. That is where shitty ideas come from. It’s just what I heard though. =)

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