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A male turkey has a beard, in the wild, that marks it’s maturity; in indiana a legal turkey has to have a visible beard. Record beards in Indiana are in the 8 inch range-that’s a big bird.
Identifying the North American Fucktard is easier, even, than a turkey; look for the presence of the Obama sticker, or the presence of the individual at any of the Michael Jackson tributes.
You can’t take one actually AT the tribute, or WHILE placing the Obama sticker. Everyone knows it’s not legal to hunt over bait.
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Every car that slowed down to harp at the 4th’s Tea Party had that oval bumper sticker. Every one.
The Obama sticker will become what the edelweiss was in post-Nazi Germany, and the violet in post-Napoleonic France. Something one makes sure is wiped off from anything associated with one’s self, so people won’t have a marker for how stupid one was.
At least the O’s should be easier to shoot that the Turkeys. Although I would say they are most likely related.
What is with the O’s? so many drive like their head is firmly planted between there ass cheeks. Must be a condition associated with there affliction.
I just laugh and laugh when some fucktard in a Prius with the Obama Biden bumper stickers sneer at me for driving a Vette. Usually as they pass me doing 90 MPH.
Target practice.
I keep wanting to carry a red magic-marker to use to draw a diagonal line through those stickers, heh.
In Texas, at least for deer (not sure about dumbasses), it IS legal to hunt over bait.
Come home, Og. You belong here, not up near Chi(com)cago-land.
Everyone with an Obama bumper sticker should drive down to Texas.
My brother suggested a new version of “Survivor”. You lunch a couple of hippies in a car bearing bumper stickers, one saying “Obama” and an old one that says “Gays for Gore and Gun Control” at the eastern edge of Montana and tell them to drive West across the state. If they make it, they win.
Except, from what I know of country types, the worst they’d get is a funny look and the offer of a trip to the range. Now stick a couple of Montanans in an SUV with “I [heart] my carbon footprint†and “Palin 2012″ stickers and turn them loose in Berkely …
Sam,
We’ve probably got enough ammo… but I personally don’t want to deplete my stocks that much.
At least send a few to other states where the hunting will be legal? Please?