and read this post by its most distinguished (and hawt)inhabitant.

Money quote:

“I was literally banging my head on the tampon machine in the ladies’ room yesterday, all because I have so little control over my own situation.”

And that has NOTHING to do with the post but it made me giggle uncontrollably, because, of course, I’m a man. And, as I forgot to add before, immature as can be.