But I have to say, I think I’ve actually found a non-weapons based product I like enough to hawk.

Elations is a glucosamine/chondroitin drink.

Now, I used to take the glucosamine/chondroitin. I took it until I looked like a giant glucosamine/chondroitin tablet. It had this effect: It drained my wallet, and it tasted like ass. It never helped me, not one bit.

This stuff, on the other hand, I’ve been taking for- now, four days. And maybe it’s my imagination, but I seem to feel a good deal better- in the knees and feet, anyway.

So I’m gonna continue to use it for a couple more weeks and see how it works. If this actually helps my knees I’ll be wondrously, pleasantly surprised.

Oh, and it still tastes like ass. Cranberry apple ass, in this case, but ass nonetheless.