Been a bit busy to do much (bl)Og(ging) as I’ve been waaay out of town; I have had some serious issues with remote access as well.

Still, for those loyal readers, a rant that has been a solid week coming:

1: For all of those who said “I loved the pope but..” or “Whatever you may have thought of him he was….” as a prelude to talk about what a “horrible job he did” of “whatever”, go fuck yourself with the fat end of a toilet plunger. You couldn’t carry GPII’s baggage. Period. Think you could do a better job? you could not. Absolutely, you could not.

2: For those people who did a “running commentary” on the FUNERAL MASS: Shut The Fuck Up.

3: For those who endlessly complain in restaurants about the quality of service when the waitstaff and cook are clearly very busy and doing the best job they can, I encourage the waitstaff to marinate your steak with their sweaty pit juice. Make you feel like a big man to intimidate a 19 year old girl and bring her to tears? Your mama must be proud, fuckhead.

I was polite to the girl and cut her some slack because she was waiting on twice the normal number of tables. My iced tea glass was never empty, and I left her a better than average tip. I hope you go through life munching food covered with epithelial cells from the nether regions of cooks across the world.

4: Ladies? If you got a bit extra of what God gave to everyone, learn how to dress to show it off. Baggy pants fool nobody. I’d much rather see a plump behind framed in a nice tight pair of jeans than almost anything on earth. Nuff said?

Ok, enough for now. More later. Must break rocks.