Do you suppose
it’s a sin if I knowingly give the flu (gift from the daughter) to a bunch of union thugs at my customer’s? My plan is to buy a couple dozen donuts, lick them all, and leave them in the break area.
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Monday 28 Sep 2009
Ummm…. yes. It would be a sin.
I can live with it.
Hallo? Don’t ask. Just do! lol.
Easier to ask forgiveness…
Yes it would be a sin…….. a delicious flu flavored sin….
That is sin you can believe in!
Nope, not a sin.
Viruses are God’s creations, as well, and you’re just helping them to “be fruitful and multiply”.
*runs*
I like the cut of your jib aaron
If you liked them, it might be a sin. If you “accidentally” sneezed on them, it sure wouldn’t be a sin.
Hey, you can always go to confession.
Just shake hands most enthusiastically.
AFTER having surreptitiously snoze in your palm.
M
Biowarfare deployed in combat is not sinful. It can be non discriminatory and may inflict collateral damage, but still not sinful.
St. Gerry of N.
It would only be a sin if you knew beforehand you could have spread the virus via a judicious sprinkling of semen instead.
On the other hand, knowing one cannot possibly pass along a virus via ejaculate, no matter how artfully disguised amongst the Dunkins, I strongly urge you to take one for the team and go contract gonorrhea immediately. That should do the trick. Just don’t forget to have that taken care of later.
Say, that snot a glazed donut for the union dude, izzit?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Hmmmm a little lung butter glaze would probably go unnoticed if you nuked the glazed donuts for 10 seconds or so. Would cause the glaze to mix in real good.
But why not go that extra yard … drop a couple of drops of hydrolic fluid into the coffee urn. (no more than a couple … the idea is to get em to sh** and get … not kill em). We had a young airman do that once, because he was upset he had to clean up the coffee mess for the senior enlisted folks. He was lucky all he got was some quickly administered non-judicial punishment. The CPO’s wanted to keelhaul him.