Well, a woman in georgia was trying to buy about $2k worth of stuff in a Wal-Mart with a million dollar bill. Money quote?

“I guess the cashier didn’t have $998,328.45 in her drawer, because she went to get a manager, who called the police, who arrested Alice Regina Pike, bless her heart, and put her in jail.”

My dear friend Jenny laments this- says it paints Georgians as the rubes people expect them to be- but I don’t know. me, I think it shows an inventiveness many lack. A woman thought, hell, everyone ELSE is scamming their way to millionairehood, why not me? My question is, did she make it herself, or did she DO something for three million dollar bills, and if so, WHAT?