I don’t remember where I saw this,
but thanks for whoever sent it.
Shit my dad says. A guy who tweets shit his dad says. I don’t know who the guys is, bu i like his dad fine.
Some samples.
“Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it fucked you.”
“It’s just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?”
I want to meet this guy.
UPDATE: it was Dennis Ranch where I saw this. And now the appropriate obeisance has been observed.
My wife say’s I am that guy, but hell, I am not nearly as sharp as him. He’s a piss cutter, ain’t he?
It was you! Now I remember. Folks, hat tip dennis ranch!
I’ve had it on the blogroll for over a month, after I found it at ehowa.com. I’m not saying it to steal rdennis’ thunder, it’s just, it’s been there. The old guy reminds me of a bunch of my relatives: we grew up in the Depression and war, wtf you got to complain about? Dude has panache.
Here’s another one:
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
Makes you wonder how the world functions with those people, though.
LOL! I never saw it there, MTS, you need to draw more attention to the funny shit. I need all I can get!
There’s the DC version, too:
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/
But if you really want to be depressed about humanity, try:
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
I just today read somewhere (Elisson’s?)
that the ‘shit my dad says’ twitter guy has been approached about using his material in a TV show.
Og
Big Dick says it’s all made-up. Callin’ the guy out. Shit’s still funny.
Slick
Hilarious stuff. Too good to be true? Ask my monitor – it has root beer sprayed all over it now!!