Deer liver
Is not like other liver. For one thing, the farts are readily identifiable, and hella toxic. FOr another thing, the impaction is epic. Now I know how this guy feels.
Well, I got the impaction from the other end. And I didn’t have to have it removed in the ER. And there wasn’t a ping pong ball in it.
it did feel like I was passing a concrete-set fencepost.
Over the years of working in the ER I’ve seen some strange Sh… Stuff in places it doesn’t belong, but this may take the cake.
I’m so stealing this. The things you learn on the interwebz. Amazing.
Thank goodness there were no pictures!
I missed the second link! Ewwwwwwwwww
I always wondered why people ate liver, once I learned in biology class that it was the body’s waste removal organ.
Get thee a pot of oatmeal and a big cup of coffee house dark roast, after a glass of Metamucil. This assuming you’re off and can be home when Krakatoa erupts.
Why people, mainly of the gay persuasion, have a fetish for shoving foreign objects up their keester, I’ll never understand.
“I always wondered why people ate liver” Well, in the first place, the liver manufactures things, it only filters out poisons like alcohol. Secondly, because it tastes good. If I wanted to eat Colon Blow, I would. Instead, I had tasty liver. And gave my sphincter the exercise of it’s life.
“If I wanted to eat Colon Blow, I would. ”
http://www.movieweb.com/video/HUgG7nhk0E15in
Drink a Barium Enema right after eating ‘Colon Blow’ and you’ve got yourself a cheap Sandblaster to use right after B-fast.
Had beef, deer, and pork liver and it’s okay.
But for some reason I’ve alway had a craving for chicken livers. I only hold back because they can blow your cloresteral level through the roof.
Thank you for the moment of hilarity :)
I loves me some liver. Beef liver with bacon and onions, deer liver with same, pork liver ground into meatballs for faggots and peas, and fried chicken livers by the damn pound…
MmMmmMMMmmmmMM :)