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Friday 27 Nov 2009

A butter-soft slice of white meat

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9 Responses to “A butter-soft slice of white meat”

1. on 27 Nov 2009 at 12:40 pm   rdennis
   
   

   I got yer slather right here, you freekin’ mo mo!

   ;)

2. on 27 Nov 2009 at 1:05 pm   Gerryy N.
   
   

   Mix in a half teaspoon Beaver ™ Hot or Extra Hot prepared horseradish and change merely “good” to “Oh. My. God.” exquisite.

   One other thing. Kraft Foods, in yet another example of their skullcrushing corporate stupidity once again allowed the droolers in marketing to do recipe development, “improved” Miracle Whip by replacing most of the oil in it with 100% taste-free, inert, CHEAP, runny water. The flavor and texture of nearly everything once made with MW now goes to crap in a matter of minutes. Flat tasting turkey sandwich? You’ve got it. Runny, insipid, no longer tangy egg salad? You bet’cha. Flavor free onion dip? Sure thing. Replace Miracle Whip in any recipe with a teaspoon of canola oil and notice no change.

   Almost any house brand of whipped salad dressing now tastes better than Miracle Whip. As I’m here in the Northwet Corner of the Country, Fred Meyer (Kroger) gets the nod with Albertson’s a very close runner-up.

   Gerry N.

3. on 27 Nov 2009 at 1:05 pm   Robert
   
   

   I like it with Tiger Sauce and swiss cheese on a sub roll, myself, but de gustibus non est disputandum, as I always say.

4. on 27 Nov 2009 at 1:08 pm   Hunter
   
   

   Sorry, not Miracle Whip, Duke’s mayonnaise. The best mayo ever.
   And a slice of properly ripened tomato,if available.

5. on 27 Nov 2009 at 1:15 pm   Og
   
   

   Mayo is good on some things and in some recipes, but it tastes like rancid ass on turkey, to me. Nothing like Kraft to get the real thing.

6. on 27 Nov 2009 at 5:57 pm   dick
   
   

   Me? I’m a fan of Miracle Whip.
   Kelly, on the other hand, swears it’s made using petroleum by-products and leftover midget parts.

7. on 27 Nov 2009 at 6:10 pm   R W
   
   

   Add a sprinkling of Johnny’s season salt to the bird – nuke it all for a bit. vavoom!

8. on 27 Nov 2009 at 6:12 pm   og
   
   

   Whoohoo!! Leftover midget parts!!!

9. on 28 Nov 2009 at 12:37 am   Graumagus
   
   

   I’m a Gulden’s Spicy Brown Mustard fan myself. Used to love the Miracle Whip, but it kinda sucks to me now…

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