because I’ve never been to a football game.

Guy is sitting in the stands with a blanket over his legs (that’s the part i had to have explained, it didn’t dawn on me that someone would go sit outside for an extended time in the cold and not be preparing to shoot something) and a woman, nearby, is shivering, he offers to share his blanket.

This becomes a regular occurrence and eventually he asks “You know, we have this blanket, and nobody can see, what if I unzip and you warm your hands on….” well, she agrees, and this also becomes a regular occurrence.

One day she shows up late and sees the guy with another woman sharing his blanket. She storms up to them and asks ‘What has she got that i don’t?”

“Palsy”

yeah, yeah. I know.