While those of you who drink prepare for the bacchanalia tomorrow night, I have a few links (in a tradition I started a few years back)
Anyway. Here’s a roundup of some merely strange and some definitely nsfw links for 09.

Marry your Inflatable Girlfriend at the Inflatable Church!

Ninja Burger!

How to properly use The Dreaded Apostrophe!

I don’t know what this is, but the music is pretty annoying, and every click is a new and unexplored area of goofiness.

Asciimation wars. Too much time on their hands. Really.

Consecutive Number Plate Spotting. Guess everyone has to have a hobby.
From a site called “College Sex advice: Gay Linux Sex positions

Also from “College sex advice: Recession sex tips

The Blair Witch Blackhead

Along those lines, if you know a woman obsessed with getting out blackheads, there’s a help line for that now.

And some moenkeyboy ass zit fun.

Scrotum!

Epileptics, beware.

Californian’s vision of the world. Explains a lot, really.

Holy Plastic Beefy! Whatever.

Art thou allergic?

Secret nazi pizza.