Mr Donovan Reminds me
That I didn’t return link him, and the post of his that I have most recently been drooling over.
Well, shame on me. SO here it is!
But if you are not visiting Castle Arrgghhh every single day, I will come and fart in your refrigerator. Listen, this guy is the Real Deal, and his collection is second to none I know. And he’s also involved in promoting Valor-IT, and many other worthy things. PLus, his Medal of Honor moments and Whatsis are well worth the daily visit.
The Armorer is the Real Thing, like Dick is the Real Thing. genuine articles, accept no substitutes, and don’t you ever forget it.
Refigerator farting.
Yep, that’s most definitely original stuff right there.
I stand in awe of your blog fu powers.
You mess with the bull, you get the bullshit.
or something like that.
I’m not gonna make threats I can’t deliver, anyway. That, i can deliver.
It’s almost like farting up a car right before you park it in the garage for the night in the dead of winter, then when the wife fires it up in the morning to take it to work, the heater brings it back to full vigor, and it makes her sick to her stomach.
I know someone who did that to his newlywed, and he still reminisces about it when the temperature gets to water pipe busting range. Like last night when we went to watch the UFC fights.
This beggars a question: we can send men to the moon, and build frikkin’ lasers, but we can’t figure out a way for the common man, John Q. Pubic, to successfully capture a fart and keep it indefinitely? For tactical re-use?
It’s like frozen vegetables. You blanch it, you seal it, you capture that fresh awesomeness in a way you can’t capture at the farmers’ market “fresh” bins. That supposedly fersh stuff has been leaching out vitamins and flavor for days!
I want a Congressional investigation. I want my fucking fart tech.
P.S. If I had a recoilless rifle I’d sell all of those other weapons just to buy more ammo for my recoilless rifle.
Is this what your looking for, V-man?
http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/fart_spray.gif
You’re welcome.