Splodeytoads
Per Acidman a story abotu a lake in Germany where toads spontaneously explode
Me, I know more about exploding bullfrogs
One way or the nother, Acidman is dead on, a kid will go out of his way to torture a toad. We used to shoot them with a B gun,and once in a while you’d get one juuuust right, and it’d let out this sustained croak that sounded like- well, a toad that had just been shot with a bb gun.
I used to chase them around the yard with a Murray push-mower.
Ever seen what it looks like when toad guts hit the wall of a house at 150 RPM???
hehe! ToadSPlat(tm)!!
See, now, that’s just wrong. You’re not eatin’ the damn toads or bullfrogs, so there’s no need to shoot at them.
Sick, sick, sick.
Not shooting at them, shooting the frogs themselves. And, you are wrong about not eating them.
All I have to say here is that I sincerely hope ol’ Mr. Terrible Tempered comes out of Toad Hall, climbs into his motorcar, and drives across your lawn.
Jenny
your humble TubaDiva
`I wonder,’ he said to himself presently, `I wonder if this sort of car STARTS easily?’