Something I’ve never done before
I went out saturday and got a nice high&tight cut, and by late saturday evening, I was so fucking cold that I slept with a hat on.
I also wore my blaze-orange hoodie and sweats.
Good thing for all this goddamned global warming. If not it would surely be 700 degrees below zero.
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Toni’s trying to get me to trim my beard. Starting to look like a hippie Jesus — with shorter hair. Now I have an excuse: insulation.
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M.P.B.: Male Pattern Baldness has plucked the once lush chestnut growth off my skull. A beret (Spanish/Basque not Fwench!) or a heavy duty ball cap are attachments any time I am outdoors in winter. At this altitude, I wear a cap all year round…Ultra-violet rays don’t ya know.
I keep the ol’ goatee trimmed to a couple inches. 1985 was the last time I was clean shaven. BRRRR! never again.
This big ‘ol chin warmer I’m sporting now is the first real beard I’ve grown in about 20 years. I keep doubletaking when I walk past a mirror. It’ll probably have to go when the summer heat hits though. Besides, the bed warmerupper babe I sleep with is NOT a fan. And…..well….. you know, despite this brief period of testosterone posturing bearded splendor, giving up intimate relations in the marital bed really isn’t an option.
Global warming!!!!!!
Hihihihi……where???? In Africa????
When it all went away on top I gave up on side-insulation, the tight is fine but I DO need a hat in this cold weather – A basqu beret like Sven – or a ballcap else I get a nasty headache, brain-freeze like a damn Slurpee.
I could never grow a crumb-catcher, saw a guy yesterday combing his – to recover a snack no doubt.
Lousy excuse. Wear a hat and scarf. It looks unkept. And I LOVE long hair and beards and ‘staches. Just keep it neat.I give up.
I did a high and tight just a day or so before Christmas, and keep a ballcap on to compensate for Al Gore.
Like some others here I too am folicularly challenged. I figure if it’s mostly gone anyway might as well just cut it off and be done with it. Good thing is that after a while the cold doesn’t bite quite so bad.
The bad thing is that, well, I’m fricken bald.
I do love me some ball caps.
“Good thing for all this goddamned global warming.”
I think GrumpyUnk says it best:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yn_JlLEfg6g/SyAskZsKJ-I/AAAAAAAABf8/2h1jB2HzJ-Y/s1600-h/129038151973297782.jpg
Global warming. The biggest hoax ever perpetrated upon mankind.
Slavishly followed by lemmings.
Dude, high and tight is for SUMMER time. Winter time is for biker hair and beard.
We learn by doing.
For way too many nights now, I’ve been wearing layers of clothes to bed under layers of blankets.
In Florida.
Depending on weather & time, the head’s either buzzed short or shaved. Not enough to mess with, and I REFUSE to be one of those squirrels bald except for a fringe that’s in a skanky ponytail.