One of the benefits
of living with two longhaired women, is that you regularly get to snake wads of hair from the drain.
And not just little wads, mind you, but big, slimy, black dead-kitten size wads of hair, stringing foul smelling ichor and filth behind. Plus god knows what kind of crap otherwise gets washed down the shower. Last night, the bathtub was Due, and I spent about an hour getting it as clean as possible so it would last as long as possible.
Every time I see one of those Goth broads with the stringy black greasy hair I am reminded of the crap I pull out of the drain; I cannot imagine finding that attractive. The Ogwife has black hair but it’s natural and not full of chemicals and overprocessed, and it’s fine. What in God’s name is their problem?
And here I was laboring under the false impression that the only reason you attend Marilyn Manson concerts was to get next to all those little tube ‘o mascara per eye, goth hotties down in front of the stage.
I know well this issue you speak of.
Ghastly, on a good day.
30 years I’ve been doing that crap. And you know what they say: cleaning drains is men’s work. Despite the fact they created the mess. So I suppose it’s only fair to say that cleaning the shit off the bedsheets and tongue-bathing the snotty end of my fuck stick is women’s work.
One of the perils of being an Only Man? :o
I have four long-haired females in the house, so I definitely sympathize. Whenever I clean the drain, I get grouchy about how much conditioner gets wasted. OTOH, it greases the dead kitten and makes extraction a bit easier.
And V’man – Crikey! I have a pretty strong stomach, but you’re getting a bit earthy even for me. (Not trying to start a fight – just sayin’.)