I got in a battle of wits with an unarmed man over at Tam’s, and he showed himself to be a pretty typical coward there, issuing commands- “Put up or shut up!” he says. Of course, he won’t put up, he’s too big a turd to show himself here, so he feels immunity to spout there.

On the other hand, his hemorrhoid came and left a comment, and even contacted me privately. Even though the owner is all asshole, the appendages to his ass are more civil and decent than their owner, so I thought I would reprint the email here.

hey, Og, sorry again that the asshole is mouthing off. Look, ever since I was a pimple he has been an ass- he has to have jokes explained to him all the time, for god’s sake. He’s just not worth it.

Me, I wouldn’t exist but for the constant presenting he does towards every well hung syphilitic moron that comes along. My life is an utter hell of being ripped and abused by diseased cocks day in and day out, and the publicity has been hell (You’ve seen Al thousands of times, if you know what Goatse is) Anyway, nice blog, hope you are staying warm. Drafty in here, and I need to click send on this before he wakes up, because that just means another day of syphilitic cocks and bad, no fiber diet.

All in all, not bad for a roid. I wonder if he types like Archy?

Update: I just discovered, this is him over here at Dicks!! Without the pith helmet he kinda looks like Santa, don’t he?