Wow!
I sat the aforementioned nutsack zit on the nightstand the other night, and this afternoon when I came home from work, there was a five dollar bill there.
Is there a nutsack zit faerie?
if there is I bet it looks like Grau in a tutu with a three day beard and a magic wand made out of a bratwurst jammed onto an antenna broken off of a 72 pinto. And he collects the nutsack zits in a beaver sporran to feed Democrat politcians in hell.
Glad I could be of assistance.
Woohoo. What a picture you paint!
The brain bleach is on the sideboard.
You’re welcome :)
They don’t make brain bleach strong enough…
Oh God. I didn’t know I could be so disgusted and so hungry for bratwurst at the same time. You’re a horrible, horrible man.
I had no idea my brain would actually PICTURE that…but it went there….in full color. UGH!
I will never again touch the surface of a nightstand at an auction, a thrift store, or a rummage sale. This reminds me of when mom said, “Don’t touch that – you don’t know what’s been on it.”
Great. I’ve already been having odd dreams influenced by things I’ve heard right around bed time this week, and now you lay THIS image on me. I have only one question: was the bratwurst cooked or raw???