can it be
That there was ever a thing so wondrous as the slightly spicy flavor of Chili Cheese Fritos and an icy cold Coca-Cola on a bright sunny day in February, that hints of the promise of spring and a warm summer?
OK, maybe a sloppy blowjob, but still.

Howzabout being 10 minutes away from a week’s vacation from work, with very few obligations outside the house, snow on the way and a stocked refigerator?
That is mighty fine, too!
Breakfast of Champions.