Tiger woods, sex addict.
Has just come out of Rehab. Cue Amy Winehouse.
Look, Tiger is a kid. His pecker works. He’s probably approached by groupies two hundred times a day. That doesn’t make anything he did right, but I gotta tell you, if I was his wife, I’d be about 15 feet away from him every second he’s not actually holding a golf club, and that includes on the road. You sign up for that life, that’s the way it is. No other way to cut back on that temptation, and he’s a flesh and blood man. Trust me, my devotion to my wife is pretty much equal parts “I would do nothing to hurt her, ever” and “Women aren’t knocking at my door anyway” It’s easy for me to be completely faithful because I’m a fat, ugly annoying SOB with a bad attitude and intermittant gas issues. (edited to add) and broke all the time.
Speaking of which, I’m thinking of opening a sex-addiction rehab facility. I can absolutely guarantee you that if I just hung around in a locked building with any number of women- or, for that matter, men- the prospect of ME being the only available outlet for sexual relations would pretty much put anyone off sex for most of the rest of their lives.
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Right on! Not so many gas issues but the natural hair shirt would likely be offputting.
“I’m a fat, ugly annoying SOB with a bad attitude and intermittant gas issues.”
Are we LIKE twins, or something?
Just remember, the love of a good woman is like the summer rain. It will as easily fall on a flower as a dog turd.
MC
I see a huge financial windfall in your future…LOL
Shit, we should form a club.
Sex around here is like shootin’ pool with a rope.
I saw his speech today, live. I don’t understand all the negative reactions I’ve read about in the blogosphere and radio. What the hell did they EXPECT him to say? I wish our freakin’ politicians would be so apologetic about their indiscretions. I think he covered just about everyone and everything. And as he quoted Elin as saying (as would any spouse), it’s his actions not words that will prove over time that he’s changed.
I just hope they can patch things up, if he’s truly sincere. Only they can know if it’s time to move on, possibly away from each other.
And on a side note… what about that pr0n star Joslyn James with Allred as her attorney?? How embarrassing. If I were James I’d be hiding out, not drawing attention to myself.
Good gawd.
Woods is not a kid, he’s a grown man with way too much money for anyone to say no to him, the baseline morals of a mangy alley cat and all the self control of a pathologically narcissistic three year old.
Maybe if his wife relieves him of his daughter and a few hundred million bucks and one of his playmates gives him something that rots his pecker off, he’ll grow up a little. I’m not holding my breath and I don’t give a shit one way or the other.
I just wish I could get through a day without hearing about it.
That there is so much better than my obligatory Tiger Woods post, that I’m thinking of slinking shamefully home and taking mine down.
“It’s easy for me to be completely faithful because I’m a fat, ugly annoying SOB with a bad attitude and intermittant gas issues.”
How could anybody possibly compete with that? Sheesh.
I so tried to not watch anything related to this story but could not avoid the aftermath that followed on every news station in the known universe.
As we were leaving the bar yesterday I asked my wife, “He’s in rehab? For what?” She said, “Sex addiction I think”. Me: “If being an unconscionable fuck pig is a disease then every teenager is infected.”
Who?
I try not to pay too much attention to Woods’ story… too much bullshit. On so many levels. I’m with Gerry on this one.
PS – what hair shirt :O
Woods is one of the few guys on the planet that knows exactly how a woman feels. Let me explain:
A decent looking woman can walk down just about any street in America, pick a guy at random and be bangin’ his brains out in under five minutes. She can have sex ANYTIME she wants it and with just about anyone she chooses.
So in effect, Woods is a ho.
Must be nice.