And in other news…
I should have been doing this to everyone on the road today, because they all suxxored.
Top five things I screamed at the top of my lungs today:
“It is NOT NECESARY to come to a complete stop to turn right”
“TURN SIGNALS!!!!”
“Long skinny pedal!!!”
“WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING!!!”
“IF YOU STOP AGAIN I WILL GET OUT OF MY CAR AND KILL YOU!”
When I saw “Slap me so hard that I change species from the neck up” I knew that would be the very next thing I yelled at another driver, and I will continue to yell it until it starts happening.
Yeah, but I’d rather have Alice do the slapping – heh.
Did they have Indiana “In God We Trust” plates? I have a theory.
heheh…
“Slap me so hard that I change species from the neck upâ€
hehe… here’s another couple you may like:
Heavyweight boxer, Scott LeDoux, once said of his fight with George Foreman, that he was hit so hard by George that his ancestors in France could feel it.
Of that same match, a reporter was quoted in saying that LeDoux had been knocked down so many times that he could sell advertisements on the bottoms of his shoes.
Hmmm… I wonder how many other amusing anecdotes can be used on people for doing stupid/crazy stuff…
Jerry: No, to a person these were ill plates.
How about people who roll to a stop and look both ways before getting on the on-ramp … from a dedicated turn lane … with a lit arrow signal telling them it’s okay to go … and a line of cars behind them? And when they do finally get on the ramp, they seem to think 35 mph counts as “highway speed”. Grawr rawr rawr rawr.
We take pride in our state leading the nation in asshole drivers and shitbag politicians.
Well, if you are referring to a right on red, then yes, you are required to come to a complete stop first.
if it was a right on red, that is true. The fucktards in question come to a complete stop on a major highway before turning into a DRIVEWAY.