Neanderpundit

Wednesday 17 Mar 2010

Mmmm. Twinkies.

15 comments Og | Uncategorized

15 Responses to “Mmmm. Twinkies.”

1. on 17 Mar 2010 at 11:25 am   Jeremy
   
   

   Just get done watching Zombieland?

2. on 17 Mar 2010 at 12:51 pm   Sigivald
   
   

   Well, in the real world, Twinkies have a shelf life just over three weeks…

3. on 17 Mar 2010 at 2:27 pm   GuardDuck
   
   

   “Where are ya, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards!”

4. on 17 Mar 2010 at 2:59 pm   Joanna
   
   

   Maybe they’re worried about artificially driving down the Snoball market.

5. on 17 Mar 2010 at 3:46 pm   Dick
   
   

   Rule#1 – Cardio.

6. on 17 Mar 2010 at 5:18 pm   Gerry N.
   
   

   In the real world Twinkies have a half life measured in Millenia.

   Gerry N.

7. on 17 Mar 2010 at 9:12 pm   Joanna
   
   

   Rule #2: Double Tap.

8. on 17 Mar 2010 at 9:19 pm   Og
   
   

   I think it’s “beware of bathrooms”, 3 is “Seatbelts” and 4 is doubletap.

   But I’d put them all at the top, as equally important

9. on 18 Mar 2010 at 6:25 am   GuardDuck
   
   

   Aw, now I had to go look it up

   1. “Cardio”[7]
   2. “Double tap/Ziploc bags (Deleted Scene)”[7][8]
   3. “Beware of bathrooms”[7][9]
   4. “Wear seatbelts”[7]
   6. “Cast iron skillet”
   7. “Travel light”
   8. “Get a kickass partner”
   12. “Bounty paper towels”
   15. “Bowling Ball”
   17. “(Don’t) be a hero”[10]
   18. “Limber up”
   21. “Avoid strip clubs”
   22. “When in doubt, know your way out”
   29. “The buddy system”
   31. “Check the back seat”[11]
   32. “Enjoy the little things”[12]
   33. “Swiss army knife”

10. on 18 Mar 2010 at 7:17 am   Og
    
    

    I believe those are the order they appear in the movie.

    http://www.shootforthehead.com/206-32-Rules-of-Zombieland.html

11. on 18 Mar 2010 at 8:11 am   Joanna
    
    

    Now that’s two movies I’m going to have to watch. (Again, not that I’m complaining … )

12. on 18 Mar 2010 at 8:11 am   Joanna
    
    

    *watch

    should say “rewatch”

13. on 18 Mar 2010 at 8:38 pm   averagejoe
    
    

    I was just upset the fatties got it first….. what we cant have a backup firearm?

14. on 18 Mar 2010 at 8:49 pm   og
    
    

    Yeah, hell, Joe, I can conceal a damned M1 carbine.

15. on 18 Mar 2010 at 9:07 pm   averagejoe
    
    

    :-) Yeah.. its amazing what we can conceal even even in the summer. Most of my jeans can fit full size books in the front pockets. When they increase the waistband they usually just increase everything like stretching a photo instead of just increasing certain dimensions. The only difficulty is balancing the weight of whatever you’re carrying on both sides. Too bad I haven’t seen any double mag double stack in the pocket mag holsters.

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