Damn, I had NO IDEA
that today was “NATIONAL FUCK WITH GREEN EXPLORERS DAY”
Trucks changed lanes into me. Shitbox cars cut me off in traffic. Bloodless bitches passed me only to stop on a busy street and look around (NOT AT AN INTERSECTION!!!) and TURN RIGHT AFTER COMING TO AN ABSOLUTE STOP.
This is why they don’t have Concealed Carry in Illinois. These tards can’t DRIVE let alone operate FIREARMS.
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I don’t know what they are teaching the kids (or what they have been teaching the kids, over the past 25-30 years or so) in driver’s ed classes, but we were taught how to properly exit and enter a freeway, how to properly park/stop/turn, how to “drive defensively”, back in the late 60’s-early 70’s, here in Illinois.
Perhaps if we took and put a big “loop” around the pig sty … err city of Chicago, and forced everyone inside that loop to use public transportation only (or walk), things might improve.
Then again, I have seen folks “impersonating drivers”, out in the Alexandria VA/ D.C. area, that would make a strong man weep and a woman wet her knickers.
Chicago metro and surrounding counties, are not the worst … but maybe they try harder?
Not to piss on your Poptarts, but… uh…
I walk to work. :)
Couldn’t resist Og.
Think God its FWGED, i swear in germany for the past year or so it has been International Cut Of Black Mustangs Year.
Mid-westerners are the rudest drivers in the US.
Welcome to Arizona. Now go home.
Ooh! Ooh! Howzabout the jackass who rides his bike at 5 miles per hour, in the road, at rush hour, holding up traffic, and there’s a bike path RIGHT! THERE! that he could be using, but he doesn’t, ’cause he’s a jackass?
Heck, I ride my bike everywhere myself and I hate that guy.
Aw, you must’ve been on the Ford/Ryan. When I worked in the city and had a motorcycle, I thought about how neat it would be to commute on it and save boucous fuel, save time riding the shoulder, etc. So I put the toolbox on the rear part of the seat and rode in.
Once.
Og;
If you think its bad where you are, you certainly don’t want to visit in south Florida. We have the same idiots that you do, but they have been moved to Florida & been supercharged with Alzheimers and Senile Dementia. Those that are not affected by the aforementioned, are illegal aliens that have been given a drivers licence by the only people with a lower IQ and worse driving skills than the licencees.
As a saving grace Florida is correctly known as the “Gunshine” state.
Roger
They suck here in the Megalopolis of Mordor, all right. But they’re worse in NJ. Much.
Maybe it’s all that blood on the back bumper. (I hope I sent you the picture of that).
That’s what a Ford F-350 4×4 turbo diesel with a big fkn brush guard is for.
Sweep ’em off the road like a locomotive with a cattle catcher does hobos.
Libs: If I could get away with that, they would already all be dead.
Brigid: I don’t think so, but if you got it, it would be a hoot to have.
It was Fuck with Silver Versas last week. At least your Explorer has more of a fighting chance than my little roller skate does. Got some good practice in the art of defensive driving though.