From the Oglet
Upon very nearly being Tboned by a woman who, so intent on the conversation she was having on her cellphone, blew through a stop sign. Fortunately, good brakes on the Exploder saved our asses. And the Oglet said “Where do these morons come from? Is there a factory somewhere full of oompaloompas making them out of used zombies with their heads filled with bannanna pudding? ”
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Yeah, it’s in South Carolina and they use our roads as a test area before releasing these brainless fkn morons into the general public.
Every time I almost buy it in traffic it’s some idiot on a cellphone. EVERY TIME.
It’s the same factory that used to crank out guests for the Jerry Springer show. When it went off the air, they had to diversify.
She’s a chip off the ol’ block…
*sniff*
You must be proud.
And I am not being sarcastic in any way. I wish I had a daughter like that :)
Og, she’s definitely your daughter. You should be proud.
Is there a factory somewhere full of oompaloompas making them out of used zombies with their heads filled with bannanna pudding?
Short answer: Yes. It’s run by the Department of Education.
Good comeback, Joanna. Wish I’d thought of that
ah, yes. Oglet has a good future ahead.
Identifying morons is a necessity to living well. and, safely.
I forgot to add: 95% of them are women. WTF is it with women, driving and cellphones? Do they have to yap their pie-holes ALL the damn time?
That’s what voice mail is for. The phone rings while you’re driving…. you don’t answer it… it goes to VM… you return the call at a later time when you’re not putting MY life in danger. Got it? Good.
Haven’t met her yet, but that’s your kiddo.
Og –
It’s because they’ve had it with the “Hope”, and now they’re trying to find the “Change”…
Loved the reply. And she’s one to make you beam with pride :) What does the OgWife say?
I forgot to add: 95% of them are women. WTF is it with women, driving and cellphones? Do they have to yap their pie-holes ALL the damn time?
Don’t forget the “too busy and important to follow basic safety rules” businessmen. Certain times of day you can count ’em by the fistful.
Oh, hell yeah, joanna. I think the sex is predominantly dependant on where you are- surface streets and suburbs, women; expressways and cities, men. This is not sex related, it’s dumb related.
Just had one t’other day. I was doing 80mph in the middle lane of the interstate when I noticed a car coming up FAST in the left lane. Since I was cranking along at 80mph, I guesstimated that this car was pushing a hundred. I glanced over when it went by and driving was what looked like a twenty something female. She was leaning to her right looking into the rear view mirror while applying eyeliner. She had a cellphone pressed between her left shoulder and left ear and she had what looked like a McDonalds bag between her legs.
Now that’s what I call multi-tasking.