More hemostat fun
I’d forgotten how much pain was involved in nose hair removal. Partner does the same thing, and it makes him sneeze so much it freaks out his dogs. “How can you be more annoying? Oh,. yeah, make THAT noise! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!!” they seem to be saying.
Dodn’t make me sneeze but it makes the tears flow. ‘Why are you crying” the daughter asks? “I miss my nose hair”.
UPDATE: Unk points out in comments the hazards of trying to cut the little bastards, and he’s dead nuts on. You DO manage to cut a nose hair, or an ear hair, and now you got a sharp, stiff little bristle, waiting to puncture some other area of your anatomy the moment you rub your nose or ear. Pulling them is the only way. And they’re rooted in hell. Yanking some of these bastards is like pulling the recoil starter on a snowthrower.
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mustache….meet nose hair. Y’all get to know one another, cause I am *NOT* clippin’ either of all’y’all!!!
……….cough…………..
And get used to the wax and remnants of beer/whiskey/bacon/bbq sauce/bearded clam sauce and other detrius that will wander into your protein chains.
You could always volunteer to have the world’s first “Brazilian Nose Wax” done?
And volunteer though you might, I daresay the main hurdle would be finding a salon technician willing to undertake such an Ogian task.
Alternatively, you could do it yourself, Redneck style.
Just shove some duct tape up there an’ give ‘er a good yank.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
P.S. No, I ain’t gonna hold yer beer an’ watch while you “do this”.
Great way to get yourself a hell of a sinus infection.
A guy has to have goals.
I love these little anecdotes! I never get these over here. lol.
What the hell is it with nose and ear hair that makes it grow at supersonic rates as you get older anyway?
My wife bought me one of those little trimmer thingies awhile back and it’s like trying to cut manila rope with a pair of kids safety scissors. I can hear those nose hairs laughing.
I wonder if this whole, hair phenomena isn’t just further proof that God does have a sense of humor.
I’ve pulled nose hairs that were so long I felt the pain in my toe.
Pussy…
I dig my nose hair out with a shovel.
Sshhhhhhhh
laser hair removal
no one has to know….
A full size one, Dick, or an E tool?
An E-tool of course.
Hell, I’m a pure Grunt plus, a real shovel would make me cry like a baby.
lol. Do you sharpen the pick end?
“Now, just hold still while I align the laser with your nostril.”
WhatEVER could go wrong…
Naww… When it’s dull, well, you know.
Those little motorized cutters just sharpen the tips – use the scissor-type tweezers and grab three at once… The pain is like Wasabi.
There’s a bit in an early episode of Red Dwarf where Lister pulls nose hair out with salad tongs.