Stopped by Wally World on the way to a side gig yesterday, and saw a woman walking into the store as I pulled in wearing a pair of grey sweats that fit her in a way that made them obscene to wear around any way but her closest friends.

As I entered the store I saw her walk into the salon.

I selected my cards and picked up some odds and ends, and on my way out of the store a woman dressed exactly the same way walking OUT of the salon. Same hair, same clothes.

Only this woman was 400 lbs if she was an ounce.

As I walked out past the salon I turned and said “Everything you do here is broken”

As usual, nobody understood, but hey.