Such a tool.
I carry (along with a bucket of other crap) a 4″ (100mm) Crescent brand crescent wrench all the time. Last night, clearing my pockets so I could launder those pants, I dropped said wrench, and it struck the middle toe on my right foot with laser-like accuracy. This morning I have two tiny bruises like I’ve been bitten by a miniature aardvark. Hurt like blazes. I have to get to the carpal tunnel guy, I just can’t trust my hands anymore.
Ouch.
While I was digging around in our basement long term storage (mostly crap that is not needed quickly) I managed to knock over a candle stick holder that somehow manages to hit me directly on my big toe…. so hard that the toenail falls off three days later.
I have two tiny bruises like I’ve been bitten by a miniature aardvark.
I LOL’d. I mean, boo for carpal tunnel and all that, but now I really, really, really want a miniature aardvark.
Some folks have thought I was strange because of the 4″ crescent on my keychain (right next to my P-38). Now I know I’m not the only one. I can’t say I’m not strange–this is Og who does the same thing.
(snaps fingers) KEYCHAIN! Damn, now that’s a good idea!
I’d ask about your familiarity with mini-‘varks, but I’m afraid you’d answer…
Careful, Og, it escalates: on the same keychain I also have a 4-in-1 screwdriver, nail clippers, and something else…oh, yeah, keys.