ear hair hell
Daughter is being confirmed tomorrow. No, not as Witchfinder general, it’s a Catholic thing.
I’m gonna get a haircut in the Ayem, but the barber usually trims my nose and ear hair, which leaves sharp little stubs that just plain hurt. SO I have been trying to get rid of most of them pre-emptively.
The nose hairs are bad enough, but I just caught an ear hair that appears to have no end. I clipped the hemostats on it and tied it to the back bumper of the wife’s Escape. She’s been gone four minutes and it still seems to be coming. If the root isn’t too big I’m gonna weave it into a rug.
The appearance of nose & ear hair must be nature’s way of ensuring that anybody over 40 is completely repulsive to young females of prime breeding age…
Congrats on your daughter’s confirmation :)
Congadulations on the confirmation. I can’t believe she is that big already. Kids grow up too quickly.
She is driving now. You could weave her an ear hair key fob for the car keys. (and maybe a set of mats)
That description gave me quite the chuckle. My personal problem isn’t the nose or ear hair though, I have a receding hairline and don’t seem to be losing any hair. The hair that used to be on top of my head is now between my shoulder blades.
Rich: She ain’t driving yet!!!!
Thanks, Fiona.
Phaat, that’s a skullet. I’m gonna start shaving my back, I swear.
El Cap: I have been invisible to women under 30 for AGES. I’m now invisible to women under 40, and I’m sure 50 is not far behind.
Hopefully, that hair isn’t attached to the other ear – or something else important.
I’m fortunate. My wife likes my back hair. I don’t seem to be losing much off of my head, though my facial hair seems to be closing the gap with my eyebrows.