TGIF? Really?
Spent a portion of the evening with Mr B and Midwest Chick, as the Ogwife and Oglet had abandoned me (temporarily, thankfully) for some school function or another.
It had been that sort of a week, the kind of week when you have to invent new epithets because the old ones have become ragged from overuse; the kind of week when you wanted desperately to remove the spleen of everyone you met and nail it to a board. The kind of week when you have developed a deep and abiding hatred for all things human.
So it was nice to sit and have a conversation with a couple of adults. People whose spleens I did not lust after. People who did not make me regret being alive on earth. Thanks, B and MC, for letting me unwind.

Good to know that you can still hold the insatiable spleenlust at bay
You be welcome here anytime. For an hour, a day, or a year.
Working in hell makes visiting friends all the sweeter, Og.
True dat.
I’ve spent the last three days listening to my coworker snuffle and grunt because “blowing my nose is gross.” And now it’s Saturday and I’m back here doing the same thing because my manager is a psycho menopausal headcase.
Got any spare boards? I brought my own hammer.
Poor Joanna.
I know in my office, if you camplain that you don;t like someones obnoxious noise/smells/attitudes/etc… they have a tendency to so it more.
Here’s a video of someone who’s talking about the exact same thing you are (there are other videos she has made too!):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7dde6aQDw1s
I have to admit, I had a difficult time looking her in the eye… ;)
Any more tips, Just check out her videos, Joanna:
http://www.youtube.com/user/cubefarm
Maybe start sending them as ‘funny’ videos to your fellow cube dwellers!
You’re welcome.
Ditto to what Mr. B said. It was a very nice relaxing evening and I think all of us decompressed a bit.
Too bad the neighbor didn’t stop in–we could have practiced some spleen ripping on him. Maybe next time….