AS a side note:
Midwest Chick proved that it is possible to laugh until you involuntarily begin to snort, and yet snort in a most ladylike manner.
Midwest Chick proved that it is possible to laugh until you involuntarily begin to snort, and yet snort in a most ladylike manner.
How exactly does one “snort in a most ladylike manner”?
I know it can be done. Back before my wife was my wife, I talked her into going to a theater with XX rated movies. In the midst of the “performance” she began laughing so hard that she began snorting. It got so bad that we ( I ) had to leave. Many folks in the audience watched and wondered what was going on. Nothing to see here folks, move along, just a little snorting.
Never again did we go to an XX, or any other film of that nature.
However, she was and still is, a lady.
But it was REALLY funny!! I swear I will never look at a bottle of Gold Bond menthol powder the same way EVER!